Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
I just set a weed brownie on fire in the microwave.
Successful day.
You burnt your salmon and tried to mail it. Post marked to: Starving Kid in Africa
How did your new apartment party go last night?
I'm really happy i have a bigger bathroom to puke in.
On a positive note, new entry in my phone as 'HOT ASS, DOWN TO FUCK'. idk if its a boy or girl tho.
Update, its a couple
i felt obligated to tell him happy birthday since we trashed his house and i fucked his friend in his basement
Dude. He put me on a rewards point system for his dick. I have to do him favors now to build up to winning sex. This is shit.
We didn't want to make a pit stop so I just helped my husband pee in a bottle. No one told me this was part of love.
You called me and said "Aidan's unconscious" to which he said "I'm conscious, I'm conscious pilot"
He was filled with the holy spirit. And vodka.
I remeber being on the roof last night and we put our heads togeather and we touched each others face and said "Hennessyyyy"
So nowhere in the dress code does it forbid me from showing up to City Hall in a gorilla suit to meet the mayor.
It could be worse. I was dumped by a guy in a kilt after he gave my shoes away on St. Patrick's Day.
I don't remember much and some girl almost convinced me to jump off the bridge while she held my stuff...
Just had to tell a NYC cop I was doing the Dougie in a houndstooth jumper so he could find me in the security video.
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