i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
epic walk of shame this morning involving 2 subway transfers. I need to start sexing locally.
It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
they were just spraying pledge on themselves and calling it lemon cologne.
I am on a roof. I'm not sure which one, or why, or how, but I am on a roof and you should come get me. I can see info classrooms!
Important update! My next door neighbours have a canoe. Repeat: THEY HAVE A CANOE! We are having sex in it before this summer is over.
you were passed out so I asked you what my name was and you opened your eyes and yelled "ricotta cheese"
no way
that's when i decided you were gonna be okay
LinkedIn just suggested I might know the guy I caught my wife fucking.
The man was doing everything in his power to get away from his wife, including go into the gay club.
The sex was so boring I heard the people having sex next door and I wanted to stop just to listen
I'm out of breath and my thighs burn but at least it's over.
I'm disgusted with myself. Who goes down on their Uber driver? This asshole
OMFG. JUST WALKED IN ON A DUDE JERKING IT IN THE MCDONALDS BATHROOM
Stall or urinal?
My mom has tinder, she is 45 and has her age setting at 18-29. And she still gets more matches than me
Should I rub the neighbors amazon package in the dog shit they left on the front steps?
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