To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
the lady at Walgreens winked at me when i asked where the cherry chapstick was... damn u katy perry!
so high and i think i just ordered a magic bullet.
did you call within the first 18 minutes? can i have the free one?
I didn't know how to tell her I was too busy getting stoned and making a baked potato to meet up and finish our group project.
Oh no I would never do that to her. But when you're single again let me know. Cheating penis is definitely better than single penis. But she has claws.
i could have been the DD. this is ridiculous. i'm the most sober and getting the least ass.
Update: I may or may not be in a cult
Update #2: I may or may not be the leader of said cult
If there was a build-a-penis, I would build that penis.
he told me he didn't like my name so he was going to call me Casey instead
Ive decided to see your threat against my life as you flirting
I will take a ruler to your dick so help me god
I'm trying to imagine how upset he was when he realized that he had been cockblocked by a picture of a sloth and I am drawing indescribable pleasure from it.
Remember those two guys in our frat that would no homo everything? I just got an invitation to their wedding.
I'm eating ice cream out of my purse
His penis is average but his stamina is amazing!!! I didn’t know I had that many orgasms in my body!!!!
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