ok i said sorry. what else do you want?
100 blowjobs
we screwed to my bar mtzvah tape, I became a man while watching myself becom a man
I was so high last night that i'm 89% sure my roommates set up an obstacle course for me and timed it. Not positive.. I think one of the challenges was pairing shoes
someone was throwing condoms at us.
no, they just magically show up around you.
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I'm a little upset you wasted 3 beers on your wet tee shirt contest.
The only reason I'd ever want a boyfriend is so that someone would spoon feed me applesauce when I'm so hungover I can't move
He passed out with the ball in his hand so no one could play beer pong without him.
I mean nobody wants to admit they ate 9 cans of ravioli but i did and i am not ashamed of myself
i think dick pics are a sign of a sexual renaissance
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don't act like you've never hung your towel on your dick after getting out of the shower
I think he might be using me for sex. I also think I might be ok with that.
Two of the boys I banged while living in that house are about to move into it hahhaaha
Wait, like drink with real Phil. Or Phil, the cat that sometimes lived in your closet in Myrtle Beach?
On a scale from 1 to 10 how gross is it to get a chili dog from a vending machine?
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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