Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
so stoned i ashed in my jack and coke like 4 times. drinking it anyway
It's not true, it's not true! She's too full of cheese to have sexy time!
I got "discovered a new religion high" last night
So can you tell me who's underwear is on the cat?
im probably shirtless right now with a bottle of jack watching horton hears a who. this is a judgement free zone.
I think he just gave me the 'I used to sleep with your sister' discount
The lifeguard told us we had to move Mike before the tide came in when he passed out.
I've woke up in his bed 4 out of the past 6 mornings. I feel like this might be the time to learn more about him then his first name and what kind of beer he drinks.
I woke up on a navy base in a different time zone. I'm never leaving tallahassee again.
One minute we were ordering sandwhiches. The next hes peeing in a trash can yelling at kids about how tv made him this way
I never thought I would encounter a situation that was "Too Gay" for me...and yet there I was.
This friendship isnt goin to work if you dont respond to my drunk texts
just so you know. the medical term for period cramps is mettelschmerz.
glad to know something that causes such misery in my life has such a laughable name.
when your dumb AF ex “accidentally” venmos you $50 and texts you asking for it back..... —sorry I accidentally deleted your number and cashed out
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