and thats how i got kicked in the balls by micky mouse
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
He is offering to pay me back by sending me a dick pic.
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My thoughts exactly.
She interrupted us having sex in the tent by threatening to kill us if we "got cum on the lasanga."
Driving by his house every hour is not stalking, it's a reconnaissance mission... How else can I confront him
Nah its cool some of my cousins have fucked the same girls and brought them on family vacations and everything.
Yeah thats cool. We can play the alphabet game while doing bumps of coke in the back of his volswagon
Only you could successfully troll for dick at a Hillel bake sale.
I'm in the woods tripping balls the water is rising why don't you answer me
I told ya. I'm super awesome at making things super awkward. I'm the Awkwardnator.
Its a good night when you get to makeout with a cowboy
I'm literally naked with a whole pizza in my lap sitting in my chair.
The air I exhale reeks of whiskey and bad decisions
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
She really wants to hug you. With her vagina.
Randomize
