I think I am morally bankrupt
I don't know how this happened but I got an email thanking me for being a Waffle House regular. HOW DO THEY KNOW?? Maybe I need to stop going there shitfaced.
Hey for future reference vodka can not be substituted for water when shaving your legs
As I climbed in the bathroom window from the room I noticed both him rommates staring and talking about me in the hall...
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planned ethnic drinking holidays while bored at work thru next may. I don't suppose you have any scots or russian in you?
he busted into the room with single cheese slices and started yelling "THROW SOME CHEESE ON THAT BITCH"
Opted for cash back rather than the 10% extra I'd get for store credit, solely for drinks tonight.
You're lovely.
I'm just gonna clean the house so my Mom won't think I'm hung over. I'll just start with the toilet
My old dealer would be proud of the drug cocktail I just took for my back pain.
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So my new thing apparently is getting wasted, showing people my slytherin socks and convincing them I'm slytherin..because why not
I'm not well. Although it could be worse.
My cousin is so hungover she quit her job.
I almost just opened my door to get my pizza butt ass naked
I watched a compilation video today of a guy banging his sex doll to edm music. I just had to tell someone.
It's difficult when the romantic and the hedonist in me are fighting. I want him to respect me and hopefully pursue an actual relationship, but then I remember he fucks like a GOD and loves my kink. Oh, life's hard.
I just remembered something from last night. check your closet.
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