wtf. i just found you're porn stash.
u like it?
NOT THE POINT.
He told me they were just razor bumps!
I drunkenly sent a picture of my scrotum to the entire baseball team last night
they're making a venn diagram comparing gummi bears against gummi worms...is this what i have to sit thru to get free weed????
Well he's not exactly single.. It's like an open relationship his wife doesn't know about
she went to her friend's wedding and caught the bouquet. as the unwilling rebound, can i run away now?
We have to use a contraceptive. God help the world if another one of us comes into fruition.
I caught them hiding behind a car trying to have sex.
No night ever ends well that starts with "you know what this needs? More tequila".
I'm sorry I did drugs then got really loud and bitchy at your party and judged your choice in one night stands.
Remember that picture you sent me of you trying to eat the flower arrangement in the bathroom at that restaurant?
OH GOD NOT SANTA BABY. NO NO NO. YOU'RE LIKE 85. OMG MULTIPLE WOMEN. NO NO NO STAHP.
It's like a double rainbow in both sides of the sky mixed with The Jeffersons.
He went to 7/11 first and came back with condoms and a banana "in case we get hungry"
Who in their right mind would frost a cake with their butt?
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