Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
Apparently when he woke up I was tripping my face off. Everytime the cat meowed I would meow back. This went on for several hours.
she said she didn't want to sleep with me again because I wasnt a generous lover. I ignored her slight moustache, didnt i? i think thats pretty damn generous
almost just walked around my whole building with my bowl in my hand before i remembered 420 isnt a get out of jail free card
She took a break from repeating "my face is still buzzing!" to say that the phantom of the opera could be here
Before you become official, we should get a hotel room and fuck our brains out. Sort of like a going away party for your penis.
I dont care if he cant spell. Illiterate people need blowjobs too
My mom just told me the story of how she met my dad through prison. How was your saturday?
we had a full conversation and he only brought up drugs twice. overall I'd call it a success
If it's any consolation, I made really strong brownies yesterday and had 3 and then I saw demons
I was going to text you that earlier, but I felt like before 10 was probably to early to bring up boners
YOU DESERVE A GUY WITH A NORMAL DICK DONT SETTLE FOR ANYTHING LESS
never stay at a party until 5am. even if it's because of daylight savings. we ended up having to watch porn with the host's dad...
Dude we need to hang out soon. I'm in the mood to get arrested again.
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