Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
She's like the female version of the Momento guy. She keeps forgetting that I'm an asshole after we have sex.
I want to be a jewelry store heckler. "Hey man, is she really worth it"
he's afraid if he sleeps with me i'll go all lavender brown on him
What do you do when the person in the stall next to you says they're jealous?
anyone who has a picture of a ferrari with the caption "mAh DreAM caR" is getting denied as my facebook friend.
i really wish i had a remote for my computer. its all the way on my bed while im across the hall puking my brains out to enya. not cool.
i just feel like it would be irresponsible for you to not have sex with me again.
My vagina agrees.
Seriously he's so hot. And it's so hard to flirt with a deaf guy
My god. His mom just smacked my ass. Does this mean I'm accepted??
Not only is he in the circus, the man survived a near death experience and has an accent. She might as well have found a unicorn. This shit just doesn't happen in real life. Where did she meet this magical creature?
He kept telling me that it stood for Sex Utility Vehicle
There are grandparents doing keg stands I don't know
Best case scenario you died and I melt into poo
When you didn't respond I figured you must be busy so I'm home in my pj's 2 beers in and stoned from weed I got from my gaybours. They also gave me cake. I'm not moving from this recliner.
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