My boss just told me $1,000 at a six hour event wouldn't be worth her time. She makes $70k a yr. and apparently never learned multiplication.
So I got my period. Finally. In related news, I reinstated my belief in God.
You threw up in a Dixie cup last night. Oddly, you just gained major points in my book for that.
soo how bad was i last night?
licking sour cream off of the table at pancheros bad.
He made me meet him in the baby department of walmart where he was waiting with his pregnant girlfriend. Time for a new dealer
Its important to me that you know there is a tambourine down my pants.
Everyone is now just referring to it as "the night Hannah couldn't get laid" so needless to say you didn't miss much
Last night turned out to be an expensive trip to your house between the ticket and the plan b. (Well I haven't gotten that yet)
My brother just text me asking if I was ready for the blowjob of my life.
How hard is it to grasp the concept of 'I lost an impromptu saber bout and so I have to make a macaroni map of Soviet Russi, including Kazicstan'!?
Don't need my thirties to be known as the decade of "new types of shits from drinking" like last night.
Is there evidence of another human being getting away with this/ not dying?
Just had a threesome for the second time in my life. I don;t even enjoy threesomes. Too much effort.
HOW DO THESE THINGS KEEP HAPPENING TO YOU?
I am afraid of asking him for his new number so I continue to text the one that's no longer in service.
I am not a whore. I just wanted casual drinking, monogamous sex and occasional McDonald's runs.
Randomize
