Dude, I'm in her bathroom and there's crab shampoo... is it worth the risk?
You're missing what this discovery implies... she's got a fucking bush.
I wish there were wingman of the year awards.
can we get nightvision for the apartment?
just got waxed at a place I havent been to in a while
woman didnt remember me then in the middle of waxing she announced that she just didnt recognize my face
she's sitting on the other side of the room at this party. with her smirnoff tucked in that little opening between her cleavage and shirt. drinking from a straw. snapping her fingers off beat.
it's love
you read me verses from the beginners bible until my answering machine finally ran out of time and cut you off.
It's isn't revenge sex until you've cum on her porcelain doll collection.
He told me that before I went to bed I needed to do my stretches and then processed to demonstrate a squat thrust, while completely naked.
We've cranked the heat for blizzard versions of all of our strip games. Come over.
A duck just looked me in the eye whilst I peed in a lake. I feel so dirty.
I cried over the lack of milkshakes I've consumed in the last month
Got home. All the lights were on. All the doors were unlocked. My room was covered in beads, there's puke in the sink and of course our toilet is still broke. I'd say it was a decent Mardi Gras
How's everyone else's ass tattoo today?
Google imaged your anal issues. Seems fuckable still.
so he's a sleeptalker.
yeah??
"Mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell" right in my ear. 2 am.
I'm seeing how far I can grow my leg hair out before Jason will say anything. I'm up to an inch
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