I'm on that like soy sauce on rice
Our friend ended up naked, bleeding, requesting we throw a couch at him cause he was convinced he could block it
We did he did.
When I say naked, I mean penis exposed. Not in boxers
so i walked in, looked up the stairs and all i saw was smashed pumpkin, tube socks, and marinara sauce
I just signed a document stating that I would dd all summer if they would go pickup food.
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Just made gatorade. in the bathtub.
Between the plague n the counterfeit drugs we brought back from mexico I'm not thinking too highly of their country right now. Screw mexican homeless men.
Don't smoke out front when you get home there's gasoline involved I'll tell you later
I don't know when it is this year, but if I ever text you an illegible text that also happens to contain sharks, Shark Week started.
It felt like a sumo wrestler slapped me. With a wet hand. 8 times in a row.
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I'm just gonna go have sex with whom ever is in the men's room.
I'm home alone for the next hour and a half, I expect soup and and a willing attitude to do drugs from one of or both of you girls.....annnnnd go
So what happened? Or does sex + ramen pretty much cover it?
Ugh I feel like I just got hit by a big giant sex bus.
I recall trading my iPhone watch for a carton of Marlboros.
If my drunken penis pic is ever to be forgiven id like to start over with all that
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