yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
Ramen noodles and uncensored jerry springer episodes, what a nice life i have.
No, I'm never going to get a job bc I don't know anything about public relations except that Chris Crocker wants everyone to leave Britney alone.
My roommate has every episode of Full House. I'm going to fail my midterm tomorrow.
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I just finished washing your number off of my chest. I'm Bryan by the way.
i feel like arbor mist is too classy for that. you need a colt 45
Yeah you're right. The one time when arbor mist is too classy
Shaking her cervix like it's the hottest ticket around
My choices this week make me realize that I need to copyright the term "cock buffet"
Just a heads up, i'm sleeping in te back seat of your car so don't be freaked out when you see me in the A.M.
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You have to wear the princess leia gold bikini every Sunday
If you put those two in a room together it'd be like a Taylor Swift fantasy and an Adele nightmare just licking faces
I'm topless, wearing a fur coat, stink of sex, and eating dim sum. 2015 is off to a great start.
Not sure how but he broke three of his fingers while giving a blowjob. How does someone that accident prone survive to adulthood?
You kept yelling stranger danger at Nick because he was talking to that girl you didn't like. Your not invited ever again.
Yeah, oh and the story gets better. His friend was dressed as a christmas tree wrapped in twinkle lights and had to plug himself in the wall all night.
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