Holy fuck. She looks like Vin Diesel's stuntman
You asked the officer if he could bring you to the same jail as T.I.
This girl is drinking wine and watching grey's anatomy in the library during finals week. I hate comm majors.
After he told me that it's up to him to carry on his family name, I almost felt bad for not letting him cum inside me.
I just woke up in his house on his bathroom floor with an IV in my arm.
I just woke up tangled in fishing line while wearing someone else's bathing suit with fishes drawn all over me. What kind of sex did we have?
Found your counterpart from cali. Walked into the bar we were in with milk and a donut, ordered a beer and said anything his group wanted was on his tab....dangerous
And they have kittens that decided that boobs are apparently the best arena for king of the hill...
I wish buying curtains was as easy as buying drugs. I already KNOW what I want and what the outcome will be: awesome.
Dear god. Please. Please do NOT deprive yourself of dick for 90 days. Blood will spill. Wolverines will howl. I can't handle that kind of terror.
Dave called me blind fucking drunk thinking he was going to die from drinking with drake bell(wtf?) saying "it's all that drake motherfucker's fault" and later proceeded to tell me "you are my twitter"
This is me trying to take a picture to send to grandma. At 4. We were trying to look sober.
HE IS. YOU SHOULD TOUCH HIS BACK.
IT IS A COURTSHIP RITUAL.
THE MUTUAL BUTT TOUCH IS SACRED.
Im experiencing the awkward moment after realizing two of my straight female friends have had sex with each other
Fuck the system, do you have any medieval weapons?
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