Is it weird i consider You Sexy Thing our song?
I have a new reason to go to work: I can tell which 3 of my coworkers are sisters just by looking at their butts.
He did a double fist pump when he discovered the Magnums fit and skipped back towards the bed.
you were trying to give my penis an indian burn.
A female Wisconsin fan just headbutted the bouncer. Im deeply terrified and oddly aroused at the same time.
There's a girl n class drinking wine out of a taco bell cup. I can smell it.. it's totally reisling. JEALOUS.
why is there a clump of hair nailed to my wall?
YOU DID DRUGS AFTER A THREESOME WHO ARE YOU TO JUDGE ME?!!?
I know he'd never cheat on me. It'd be like choosing Mexican tap water over Patron.
Next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
I'm just like... Utterly amazed that we're still alive at this point. Who'da thunk it....
He sent me a picture of his dick as a snake, I'd say things are going great.
He's so in love with you that you could fuck a blood relative and he'd be like "I just want you to be happy"
There is a huge naked guy in the kitchen with the boner of a lifetime and what I believe is an assault rifle casually resting on his shoulder.
So how often do you needs to see my tits today then?
Randomize
