Are they still out there making out on the couch? How can we get them to leave?
I 'm gonna go stand naked in the kitchen with a knife
Like my Aunt Merial always says ... big dicks, big dicks.
so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
eating mexican with the mother in law. this meal made her decide to tell us about her colon cleansing diet
This is why I'm not putting my name in lights over your bed.
Did you see the soccer ref give that girl the red card as she was being kicked out of the party?
dude, i have to cancel tonight, my neighbor just bought a goat
I think Charlie st. Cloud is the saddest thing I can masturbate to.
Pretty sure that I got the MVP of wedding reception... woke up on the bench in the hallway of a hotel and we did NOT start the night there.
Moral of the story: If you're gonna throw a glass of wine in a guy's face, don't do it in your own kitchen.
I should not be so motivated by a penis, but I am
I mean honestly, what would you have done?
Not screw her in the church house?
Wow I got tittyfucked by the American Dream
Aka I'm headed to the liquor store because I don't know how to handle my emotions.
What is it about fresh air and wanting to talk about penises
Randomize
