Until that no good dick sucking whore stays away from my boyfriend I am gonna start blowing all of his friends...
just sold my soul for a pack of cigaroos. little do they know they got the short end of the deal. suckers.
It's not mothers day until you're vomitting syrup into grandma's toilet. Cherish the holidays
One of two things would happen: He'd love it, or you'd get a restraining order.
the ball fondling will be left out of the trip recanting
Pros and cons of selling your underwear to a guy on craigslist. Go.
Come down off the roof.
What is she getting? Last time we talked her behavior was conducive to getting a tramp stamp on her face.
Some guy just drank alcohol from me shoe..I think he's had enough..
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
Guess who was PASSED OUT ON A BMW. I shit you not
Stop it right now
This time face forward
I'm trying to find a fanny pack so I can bring pizza on my run
Wow this just keeps getting better, weed, shrooms, a stripper..........a gun.
Girl in front of me just swan dove into the middle of the carpeted hallway, stood up, clapped for herself, and then continued walking. My life is complete.
I swam, I rode a bicycle, I rode a horse, I danced. It was like a real life tampon advert.
His dick is social distance approved
Social distance approved?
big enough for me to fuck from six feet away
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