I'm the only one here who isn't hooking up, coming out of the closet, or crying because of one of those 2 things.
even my farts smell like vagina
I was amazed that you fell flat on your ass and still managed not to spill them drinks in your hands. Your getting good at this.
So we were banging and she started puking all over my bed. I'm not sure what's worse, her puking, or that I felt the urge to start singing Flip-adelphia.
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some drunk guy just paid $3 for each cig that i picked up off the ground. the cigs that he threw on the ground. I might just follow him the rest of the night
The background of my phone is you taped to the wall wearing a cowboy hat
I made him a flow chart of what to do if I got arrested.
Theres a midget tsa agent. Just an observation
Went to a wedding reception last night, came home with a Christmas tree and the rest of the keg
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okay the fridge is completely filled only with alcohol. Not even exaggerating. There is no food.
Sometimes I wonder if we're going to make it to 40.
We were hunting our best friend with a BB gun in the backyard. I'd say the vaporizer was a worthy investment at this point.
so getting blacked out last night has made my lips so beautifully red for pictures today... and they say nothing good comes from alcohol
Kinda awkward to hear your aunt complain about loose women when you're in town to be a stunt dick for a swingers convention. Just sayin.
I stole $10 from the guy I hooked up with last night.Not sure why but it was definitely more satisfying.
I remember you banged her while I was dying on your couch, so good call
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