dude she wont stop talking about little people big world...she said my penis looked like zach roloff and took a picture with her phone?
brass monkey on radio. cant stop dancing.
Puking in one of the stalls, a guy ran in and started puking in the other stall... In between heaves we told each other our names; i found out that it was my old best friend that moved away in the 8th grade
Not even the dog will look at me anymore.
I don't remember how we paid for the cab. I do however remember giving him my heels 2 help with the bill.
I wish you'd make everyone's lives easier and do him already. Then we can get rid of him.
His response today determines what state my vagina will be in this weekend.
She roared AMY HORNEY and hulk hoganed her shirt off. Fuckin marriage time bro
Would it be a good deed to leave a 32 pack of bud light next to a bum sleeping in the park?
I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
Although can we find me a starter dick? I don't want security showing up again. That was awkward.
also I was promised more toga parties by popular media
so he'll eat food out of a dumpster but he won't lick your ass?
....I just did my boss
I love you. And I will hold your hand as we skip on the road to hell.
I just googled "how to blow an uncircumcised guy" and did serious research. That's how badly I want to fuck him.
You misuse your internet privileges.
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