You're my little dorito
she was throwing up and singing "I HAD a feeling that tonight was going to be a good good night." And yeah she was still in her dress.
Wow. 8.8 earthquake hit Chile this morning
didn't feel it. :)
It's like 5 thousand miles away of course you didn't.
wait what? so it's not in america?
Reason #1 for no sex outdoors: Mosquito bites. Awkward, awkward mosquito bites.
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Don't freak out about the couches in the driveway. We tried to unpack the uhaul drunk.
he ruins everything I try to do including his roommates
She was indeed spoonfeeding you potato salad out of that giant bowl with a giant spoon. Dont feel special, she was giving it to everyone that left the bar.
let's just pour the lemonade mix into the soco. cut out the middle man.
i'm currently connecting with my tribal roots aka i just found my recorder from 3rd grade music class... be ready for the recording
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That's the first time I've ever heard something that tickled both my gag reflex and my penis simultaneously.
I woke up to find his roommate face down on the couch with no pants on, with a sticky note that said "was lost but now am found"
You got in the cab and told the cab driver "we only have seven bucks so you better drive fucking fast".
trust me. coming from a bonafide dirtbag, this dude is up to shady shit
she and her cat are both sick as fuck so they just sat there looking at each other with her nose dripping on the cat's. both out of fucks
New war strategy! The ex-girlfriend of my ex-girlfriend is now my twice a week booty call!
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