spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
She described it as "a squirrel being hit by a hurricane"
Would it be too much if i wore depends to new moon so i dont miss any of it?
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i was just singing like a virgin out loud my mom told me to stop kidding myself
He DELETED brick breaker off his blackberry why even bother trying to find something in common?
...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
not only did i soak my thesis by spilling celebratory shots on it, but i also stained it with lipstick making it obvious i tried to drink the vodka off it......dgaf, worth it.
Dammit. I drunkenly drank all my milk at 6 AM in a misguided stupor to prevent my roommates from stealing my milk.
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Next time, showing us his dick should be his entry fee into your house.
Ended up at a lesbian bar and almost got stabbed in the eye with a dart. Weirdest bachelor party ever.
Just left a strip club where they let me on stage to teach them tricks. Time of my life!
This morning he fucked me while I was brushing my teeth. So I kept brushing as he thrusted. Then I brushed his teeth with my toothbrush while he was still in me. So hygienic.
her nickname was handjob. I knew what i was getting into.
I turn 40 next week. I deserve to celebrate the end of my 30’s with a 21 year old dick
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