Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
I was scared of Debbie's boobs today. They were all huge and scary looking
I think it's just because she's got "I'll sleep with anyone with a decent car" written all over her face.
my math professor just wrote "parallel" on the board, but spelled it "pararrel". guess what country he's from
I'm having one of those days where I just want to lay in bed and beat off all day
Oh god. It's my first day here, I'm still drunk and somebody just drifted in a forklift. I'm going to die.
You wrote me a letter and I cannot make out anything you wrote except the last sentence which says "tell the wolf ill meet him at sunset and that I'm sorrry"
Update: I just puked into a sock. It was the only thing available at the time. Why I happened to be holding a sock, we may never know.
This guys mom bought us a 24 pack and drove me and 8 others to a frat house... Hello moms weekend.
EW HE JUST SNAPPED ME A NUDE BUT HE CENSORED HIS DICK BY COLORING IT I DID NOT ASK FOR THIS
That is romantic
Well sometimes you just gotta put your dicks and pizzas together to show you care
Yeah. Still not happy that my prof saw a picture of my vag.
We had sex and then I offered him a cookie...while he was still inside of me. Basically he's in love
They need to eat meat, go down on me the first time, every time, and know how to pull my hair. And there's a height requirement for this ride
She said she hasn't cheated on me in 7 and a half days and she'd like praise for that.
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