Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
Hows this for an invention: a toilet that weighs your poop
Sorry about your blender, your tiolet, your weed, and your dog...
I'm eager to hear this explaination.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I'm not sure how exactly, but this funeral has turned into a ridiculous night of drinking games
He just walked in our room casually and said "big girls are hungry"
there is a time and a place for ass-grabbing and that was not it.
I need a leash, or some shame. Maybe.
Tip of the day: Don't ever send a bootycxall at 3 in aftnoon. No one will respond n u'll just feel fooolish.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I think I may be the only girl in the world that can say she has fallen asleep grasping a penis..... 3 different times...... 3 different penises
Dude, did you fall in a toilet on the way over here?
Was face down in one actually. Bars 2, Drew 0.
Drunk me is basically the Oprah of nudes. Everyone gets one.
Nothing screams "crazy cat lady" like a nursery in your house when you're over 30, single and have no kids.
Just puked most of my soul out..
...i have a beer in one hand, and a chicken wing in the same. typical tuesday, right?
Randomize