Dan just whipped out his wang to piss in a milk jug! Hello weekend.
Don't go all Obama on me. George Bush this decision and just do it. Thinking's for the morning after
You threw up. And every time you flushed you would wave and go "Bye Bye!" and then when the new water came you would greet it with "Helloooo!"
found an empty one..2nd door on the right...i'm already naked.
if i hear one more christmas song, i will fucking shoot myself.
i felt horrible..i wanted to somehow give him his vcard back
that's a non refundable transaction sweetheart
We are having a competition to see who can masterbate in the wierdest place, right now hes winning since he masterbated on his Jr. High school bus.
She called me in the morning crying, but I was busy cleaning up bird guts, very hungover. It was a very surreal morning.
I told you, we're just gonna get ripped and light sparklers
Does Jim keep sending you pics of him in drag too???? If so, are you also slightly uncomfortable?
I'm going through our high school yearbook trying to find what boys I want to hook up with this summer. We graduated four years ago. That's a problem.
So apparently someone caught him as he was falling. And carried him around the rest of the night.
i almost threw up on his dick. its like icarus, flew too close to the sun. except the sun is his dick and my throat was icarus
I couldn't figure out what was more important, finishing the shot or putting out the fire on my leg.
When he was leaving this morning he said I'll text you later on and I replied with if you don't that's cool too.
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