This morning when you woke up you looked like one of the Wii Bowling people. I think it was the eyebrows combined with the sambuca
first time Ive ever had to stop sex to go pass out in the kitchen floor...
New drinking game watching teenage mutant ninja turtles movie and drinking every time raphael says damn, someone says april or ms oneil, and shredder appears And every time we see a mustache
I know it may not be fiscally responsible to pregame fifty cent night, but I'm gonna go ahead and do it anyway.
She threw up in the hot tub how's your night
She's pathetic and vulnerable..and short. Thats his type.
I never appreciated sexting until I went to rehab
Oh just chilling alone with a stranger baby while everyone else clambakes the bathroom. Probation is the reason there is bad things in the world.
I was walking around the party holding a dog on my shoulder like it was a parrot
Dude we gotta go back to your cabin. left glenn. he's calling me crying and still drunk
There may or may not be an ass shaped dent in the hood of my car. All I know is windshield wipers aren't as sturdy as you think to hold onto.
I was so drunk last night I couldn't see faces, only from the shoulders down.
Sorry about the confusion with the nudes last night that was rude
I found my bra I wore on Friday night...he fucked the underwire out of it
hahahahaha
She grabbed the other one and started playing tug-o-war against the blonde chick. I told you getting my nipples pierced was a good idea
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