Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
Just passed on a threesome. I'm too old for that kind of morning after.
I wish we were homeless so drinking on the streets was acceptable.
you realize that if you hadn't mouthed "we're getting laid tonight", i wouldn't have woken up with your ex this morning. just sayin
Imagine that my comprehension level is that of a 7 year old and explain your plan again
I think I love you, but I may be biased because we had pirate sex.
He will not just "come" out of the closet. He will fall out, 69ing me, with two fingers in his starving asshole, wearing cum splattered lady gaga sunglasses, weeping.
That was the greatest thing i have ever read.
Thanksgiving. This year's theme: I am thankful that I still have a liver.
I'm with some lesbians. Somehow I offended them and the Justin Beiber one told me I was fat.
I folded my dollar bills into mustaches in preparation for our trip to the strip club
there are no losers in shot checkers. only winners.
I should become her mentor. Get her life back together for her
You mean sponsor?
If you enjoy dance recitals as much as I do, that's one shitty Father's Day...
After last night I never want to be in the back of a cop car again. No leg room.
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