Stop everything. They have oreo straws to drink milk with and then you eat the straw. I think i just got turned on by a cookie commercial.
Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
Beer bonged 7 shots of Jameson. I title this night short stories with tragic endings.
She showed up to the party with a live octopus and a 30 pack that was already half gone
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I'll just be here. Naked. Eating tots and jello like a muh fuggin G
Want to come over? I'm getting stoned and watching Netflix and making s'mores over a candle in my room
So much for doing Irish car bombs in my grandpa's memory.... Asshole.
Do to my newly discovered condition I'm having to resort to emergency beat sessions to avoid the temptation to text girls I know are easy slams.
A guy claiming to be the Japanese counterpart to the White Power Ranger is trying to take me home....
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Make sure you plan your visit for October. That's ACL festival, it's like every Bro in the country converges on Austin. My vagina wants to go hunting.
Damn Instagram explore page. I am six months in to some girl I don't even know.
That wasn't even sex. That was a fuckoning
...did you just create a word for what we did?
Does it count as a threesome if your friend drunkenly has sex on top of you while you're passed out?
not being a booty call is very strange. Who knew there was so much time for activities at night!
Booze, boobs, blunts and batman. dude, I'm livin' the life.
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