we've been at disney 20 seconds and she already got the cops called over
Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
We're playing Edward Bottle-of-eight-dollar-sale-wine-hands now
You sucked on the drag queens heel. It got that rough.
He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
Excellent idea. Nothing says "congrats for resurrecting yourself, Jesus" like Greygoose at noon!
Who knew drunk me could climb a 17 story building for apple juice and sex
If I had pants on, you wouldn't be getting this text message
my vagradar is going off.. it smells a soldier
I like to be the stable force in your otherwise chaotic existence.
He's very cute and has a totally sit-able face.
Also I ordered a dildo and I'm not sure if I want it still, so there might be a free dildo in your future
Sean just lit a cig with his taser..... I am in awe
Lesson Learned: It's not a party until someone pisses their pants.
Sorry. I was preoccupied thinking about penises
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