i blacked out hard core.. it was bad peeeed muh bed
My ferret is drunk. Someone told me you'd know what to do?
This is so fucking sad. Netherlands isn't even a real country.
How do I tactfully ask if the neighbors downstairs can hear me beating it?
Yes, she did suck your dick in the bathroom to wake you up.
No... No really he actually thought the condom was meant for his hand...
We're knee deep in HJ's right now.
After Thursday my breakup "don't screw anybody out of respect" month will be over and I will be set loose. My pussy is purring with anticipation.
She literally just cut half her hair off because she's tired of asking someone to hold it back when shes drunk and puking.
Plus I'm on the toilet and I can only describe it as if someone had kicked the cap off of a fire hydrant.
I didn't punch him it was just love coming out of my fist
Not too bad but came home early cuz business was shut down due to an employee sexually harrassing the inspector
We just got in a fight with grandma b/c she tried to tell us you didn't go hard.
I had sex with a boy who lives in a closet, that's like having sex with Harry Potter, right?
Only if I get to be Gritty
How would you be Gritty for a fantasy hockey league?
Don't worry about it.
Randomize
