how many beers do i need before it is acceptable to sleep with sam
enough that when i make fun of you for it tomorrow you wont even remember it happening
i totally forgot about the coupon that said i would show him how i pleasure myself.
our new exchange student wants to hear all about America's greatest politician, "Oprah." it's gonna be a long fucking day
my cup is half full, half full of rum.
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Heads up. We filled your kiddie pool with kool-aid and vodka. Things are about to get Out. Of. Hand. Quickly.
Fucking him was like shopping for my first training bra.. Embarrassing yet extremely useful
she tried strangling devon with the garden hose. pretty sure they're broken up
Come out Saturday. It's for my lesbian daughter from the future birthday.
I'm not driving across town for three thrusts and an excuse
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I went full Overly Attached Girlfriend. You never go full OAG.
I sewed up my pants, stole his girlfriends white shirt, and went to work hungover like a responsible adult.
When are you going to accept the fact he is gay?
Come on... He's just practicing.
Ok. That's acceptable.
So i had a feeling this dude with one leg in a wheelchair was following me around Walmart turns out I was right. He just asked for a picture of my feet.
i mean i let him but still...
Dude I had my dad cock block me once
fell asleep while jerking off ln. woke up to my hand in my pants and my cat crawling all over me
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