I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
her vagine was all disorganized.
you might get a letter about the baby you put in me. i was mad when i sent it.
dude i feel like shit
well u did eat a lot of play-doh
well I mean we knew we had more drinkers than runners, so we had a "case race for the cure" for relay for life instead of an actual marathon. day drinking and philanthropy. can't go wrong.
you were crying while pretty ricky was playing, what did you want me to do
If I ever mention marriage force me to Brazil to do coke and strippers until I die.
just walked past the recycling bin in class, there's keystone cans in it. go cougs.
If I should ask "why am I still single?" could someone please remind me of shooting mike and ikes out of my nose at the bartender last Saturday. many thanks
it's my favorite when the couple downstairs are having sex so loud that i feel like I'm part of a threesome
second-hand sex is fun, isn't it?
The fact that it neither of us came up with the reason of "it's morally and ethically wrong" speaks volumes about this relationship
You were drink-wine-from-the-bottle drunk trying to take everybody's blood pressures again.
Just beer bonged through a snorkel, add that to the list
I wonder how vigorously I can jack off in a one person tent without being noticed???
Im drinking a CAN of bud light at the bar. Do you really think I care anymore?
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