Mr. Last Night just informed me I told him to be very quiet when he left this morning and high-fived him as a goodnight kiss. Drunk me is slutty and manly.
so chris just stuck his hand between rachel's legs and yelled 'TROUT!' and we were like...you're wasted
I just did the scooter of shame. New levels of embarrassment have now opened.
Draw a picture of yourself puking and peeing on her and give it to her with a note that sys this could be your future if you be my friend
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How did currency from Costa Rica make it's way into my wallet...?
I like the one of me you and her but you're looking at me...Total foreshadowing right there. I'm cropping it
YOU SUCK AT REPLYING IM IRRESPOSNIBLY DRUNK WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING WITH YOU LIFE. celebrate the magicness with me.
It was a deal breaker when she told me not to wear a condom and god would decide if we were meant to be together.
I don't know but someone, somewhere gave someone a hand job and someone else was pissed about it...
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Ok well hopefully you're not staging an intervention for me at your place because I'm bringing beers
I just had to pick up my "let's drink and make bad choices" hat, my banana suit and beer pong table from work. Until just then I couldn't figure out why I got fired.
O was like, nah, fuck 50-50. My version of bi is that i'm 80% gay, 20% drug-addled decisions. Apparently he's straight on hallucinogens.
I smoked too much. I'm sitting on my balcony and I keep getting lost. Help me
the twins are trying to figure out which one is the one doing body shots off a janitor in this picture
Apparently during my blackout I walked over to Troy, grabbed my crotch, and said “Eat Fresh” while his GF was with him. FML
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