Call me Kermit cause I'm about to go piggin
quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
His idea of a compliment is: 'you're cuter than your friend. If you both wanted a 3way I'd do it,but I'd pay more attention to you.'
just a question.. totally understand if you dont know what im talking about.. but.. do you have my funnel? i think i tucked it in to your bed last night.
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I fell asleep to him stroking my ass calling it his precious.
We have to use a contraceptive. God help the world if another one of us comes into fruition.
I'm gonna fingerblast you when you get off work. Get ready.
I found a lucrative side business - giving rides home to drunk oil executives. Very profitable.
Yesterday was just the icing on the rejection cake that was my week
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Anyhow, I am sorry for being obnoxious about wanting more sex and forcing you to eat lunchmeat off of my ginormous nipples. I knew that you weren't going to succumb to my pushy demands
WTF? Why is there a pic of my tits in ur dad's office?
i can trust myself, just not when im drunk. and drinking is my favorite pastime
I'm watching Part of Your World now and I'm crying and I feel like I'm floating right along with her. This. This right here is some drunken Disney Magic
She paid me 300 bucks to spank her and call her Baby Jane. Then we drank half a bottle of sippin whiskey. I'd call it a twelve out of ten.
Considering what happened last night and how horrible I feel, I look amazing
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