Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
Come over! I've just turned Titanic into a drinking game. I drink every time I want to fuck Leonardo DiCaprio.
i just fucked the bartender on my cruise to get free alcohol. have things gone too far?
He's prob getting laid right now and I'm sitting alone in my duct tape shoes.
Since when does sleeping with your RA not result in free meal swipes? I feel so tricked...
Thank god i puked near the cancer center. makes me look like a chemo patient
he's only going to be home for two days, his dick is going to be in me for the whole 48 hours, he doesnt have a choice.
Haha that's why you never name the penis. Its like a pet, once named you will most likely get attached.
Two words. Shotgunning Cognac.
This has already gotten way out of hand
I may have made out with a tranny last night, which, if I don't get fired for everything else that happened, really makes last night epic.
I believe in weed hangovers. To say the least.
Is it wrong i wouldn't sleep with him because his boxers said #1 dad all over them?
Sometimes I really think that if... When your stoned you have a catlike ability to just relax in any position
She's licking the whiskey out of the carpet. I think we may be soulmates.
Good to know. If our sexting moves past early 1900s vernacular, I'll be sure to use that once or twice.
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