Dude, Her having kids just means she puts out.
never try to heat up a hot pocket in the dryer if ur microwave breaks...bad idea.
Drinking mikes hard & watching the swan princess. i fucking LOVE college
It's really awkward/depressing when you are wearing heels larger than his dick
She kept saying my hands are a cupcake factory
i seriously just licked my laptop for traces of blow from the other night
I'm gonna have to fantasize about her dying just to get off.
No im the worst roommate ever. Just dump a bucket of water on my head at 8am so i can suffer like i deserve to.
Gregs sitting in the living room in his underwear hitting the bong watching a rob schneider movie. His lack of fuck giving is inspirational
Just found the last picture of me as a virgin. Framed it.
I would come over if there was not the impending fear of me shitting out my brains.
We were on the ground in Tampa for 55 hours and we drank for 30 of them.
We won Spring Training 2013.
It's like your nipple is comforting my nipple.
Today's goals: get day drunk then sober up in time for the walking dead tonight.
On this version of “Dean Can’t Be a Normal Fucking Human,” I told a guy I’d shove a tv up his ass. Recreationally.
Plasma, LED or OLED?
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