I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
Nah it's cool, I made him pinky promise me he wouldn't die if I left him passed out in the bathroom.
He managed to get his pants on, so the cop just sat there facing us with his lights shining in the car. I made shadow puppets.
he kept saying that we were in ian's fun time place and then continued to act like a dinosaur.
Rumble strips road head = magical
I had to rip your toilet paper for you...
Can I just say I love the fact that were in business with guys where I can write a hand job up hoes down text message
He said I took his samurai sword off his wall and proceeded to jump off his porch at people coming home from the bar.
YOU DESERVE A GUY WITH A NORMAL DICK DONT SETTLE FOR ANYTHING LESS
I wish everyone could suck his dick. It was an honor.
I'm gonna celebrate Valentines day by watching Bob Ross videos and tripping balls.
There's tequila in my general area. Please pray for me.
just walked passed a black light...apparently he DID cum.
Dont be alarmed when you come homeand see a guy handcuffed to your bed. His name is james. Ill uncuff him when I get home
You bet your firm but soft ass I miss you
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