Hey sorry about saying i hated you. it was the coke and the ice cream.
Since my computer broke, i've been masterbating to girls gone wild. I feel like i'm in the 90's.
dude, seriously he just sucked the milk out of the dogs breast and swallowed it... for $20, wtf....?
Listening to her yell about my drinking problem is not helping my hangover.
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just asked if they'd gift wrap go-go taquitos for you at 7-eleven
Update: still drunk enough to get lost in Zellers and to think my reflection was my mother. Awesome day.
that beer fried lasagna last night was sooo good
that wasnt beer fried lasagna, you just poured beer on my lasagna
I gave up on alcohol forever for like 2 hours, that's got to be a new record
I let my daddy issue flag fly free last night.
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idk about you, but when i sext i just hit em with the "yo lets bang" text
Last night was incredible. I can tell by the nacho cheese on my jacket
I can assure you I didn't go home with a girl, because I woke up on someone's porch
Ive never seen a drunk man get suplexed before last week, now its the standard requirement every time we go out.
I HAVE TOO MICH DICK TALKING TO ME IDK WHAT TO DO.
It's Friday you fucking nerd of course I'm drunk.
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