Fake titties should be able inflate and deflate like tires. So on Saturday you can put on your Double D hooker titties or Sunday put on your size B church tits.
As a pleasant surprise..I woke to find a Burrito and Bottle of Gatorade .....Merry XMAS to ME
For the millionth time in his career, Brett Favre has screwed over the Vikings
i have a real life question, do ur boyfriends pretend to be vampires ever?
I need $500 dollars more than I need a night of dignity... I gonna do it.
If I am going to throw out this whole "born again virgin" thing...i'm not going to do it on someone who is less than 5 inches.
If I don't throw up the day I graduate i'll feel like the last 4 years and thousands of dollars spent on alcohol will have been wasted.
Good idea. You gotta take care of your vagina. She takes care of you. Pay it forward.
The only thing worse than being hungover is being hungover and not able to open your mouth wide enough to eat a cheeseburger
What happened with the girl wasn't a gay thing. It was just a mutual respect and want for sex. The guys just weren't there.
Call it what you want. You fucked a girl.
The people at subway are so judgy when you stop to get a sandwhich on your walk of shame
2015 is a year for health and mental stability and alas we are not yet there so yolo
What's goes good with Everclear?
Pepto-Bismol and a sandwich.
Knows all the good gay bars AND has a dog? Wtf can't I drop pizza on guys like that????
Hey so I got my period
Thank god I wasn't ready to deal with sober you for 9 months
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