Come to wood. Julia is putting pants on. We must stop her.
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
i don't know how the hand towel got involved, but i peed all over it
You're just telling me nice things because you came in my eye.
Just had sex with your cousin. That's what you get for throwing away a perfectly good microwave. Hopefully you learned from this experience.
You just threw your burrito at the passing teenage couple and yelled "It's never gonna last" of course your were a shit show
CORAL IS FAR MORE RED THAN HER LIPS RED
Oh god you're Sonnet 130 drunk, aren't you.
Hope you don't mind if I never tell my family about you.
This is what you sent me from the other side of the pool, "Idk but thers a pool n l wanna get naked take off my trunks ill paddle with my dick"
Did she owns a vibrator that will set off seismic activity.
Instead of more alcohol, I decided to drink tea. Lets slow clap it out for me
I find it weird that you'll let me in your vagina, but not your house
You are the ghost of drunk bitches past, present, and future.
apparently I got pissed off that no one would let me spray them with a bottle of champagne at midnight of the new year. so I sprayed myself with one shirtless in the near freezing cold outside
Stupid Covid-19
The universal cock block of this decade
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