i was born a porn star she said
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
Just stepped in shit. Not sure if its mine or the dog's. Get some of our friends on the way back from work and just have the intervention now. I will totally understand.
Thank god i puked near the cancer center. makes me look like a chemo patient
All I remember from last night is petting the broom with my feet and feeling like I was standing on a horses head
Good news. I heard back from the doctor and I don't have a liver problem.
...yet.
no, she just came home, mumbled about being a gerbil out of water then ate half cooked chicken nuggets.. normal night
THEY HAVE VIAGRA FLAVORED GELATO
We were tripping too hard to figure out to tell him where we were so we sent a picture of me laying outside the tent saying "find us"
How's my date look?
Like a retarded elf
In a good way
Duuuude someone spilled hot sauce all over the floor and trailing outside wtf
OH GOD IT'S BLOOD. THIS IS ALOT OF BLOOD.
College has done two things for me. Given me the confidence to blow my nose in public and shit in public
Of two things I'm absolutely sure: 1. I only took 2 hits off that joint and 2. I definitely ran over hedwig on the way home
my comprehension of H.D. Thoreau really dives after 8 beers.....
It will astound me if they ever let you graduate.
Seriously though, I walked in and he was holding my cat in the air singing "the circle of life"...
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