Sometimes when i'm at a cross roads in life, i think about what i would want my lifetime movie to show what i did
Five Mah tais Laser and i skill have not drunk dial you
So in our children's lit class, some jackass little boy had gone thru the where's waldo book and circled waldo. I realize you would have been that kid.
He was actually able to throw up in the bucket from the top bunk. im impressed.
we walked around the neighborhood with caution tape tied around our foreheads, making indian noises. I might have disturbed a crime scene to make a native american headdress.
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
I send him pictures of my tits whenever I feel like he's paying too much attention to his girlfriend.
Woke up to the UT campus police fishing my boxers out of the university pool, guess it was a good night.
There is no issue with you seeing me...morally or ethically. we'll update your resume anyway. I really need to have sex with you later. Really
must go to store soon wiping with panty liner ugh
People are talking politics and I have had 9 mimosas
On a scale of 0 to Thanksgiving, there is no amount of food that fights against tequila.
I'm a fuck boy trapped in a single mom's body.
And thank god for autocorrect cuz I can't even think in English let alone spell in it right now.
im about to bake her parents a "thank you for making such beautiful babies, ive had sex with all 5 of them" cake
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