is it customary for a bride to wear white even if she's a whore? i feel tie-dye would have been more accurate
I just texted him to come over because I want to see if his hand fits the handprint bruise on my ass.....I feel like the cinderella of S&M
Did we have sex last night or did we just wake up naked covered in oil?
i have a strong feeling i fucked one of the waiters here...
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I made an oral joke and he laughed... That's when I realized I wasn't Daddy's Little Girl anymore.
It only takes once for you to drunkly piss on a chick for her to lose interest in you.
me and my mom are sitting in the bank parking lot drying my beer soaked check with the heat... the whole car smells like heinekin and I'm trying to convince her I don't need a.a.
they're doing drop shots of Jager into red wine. i don't want to be on that level
I mean you would really have to try to not have fun at a party that doesn't require pants....
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He yelled "Go Ducks" while he came
Have you ever eaten pizza and gotten your dick sucked at the same time? Because I have pizza.
I can't wait to get to LA so I can punch her in the face
Just to clear things up, yes you did lick the strippers butt
you ripped my door off of the hinges, kicked it in half and then proceeded to throw it down the stairs because i wouldn't make you a cheese burger
She is beauty she is grace
she’s masturbsting in front of an open window while drunk af 9am
i thought you had class
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