When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
Please dont jizz on my ds screen.
Just so we're on the same page, we cannot have been the first people to have ever thought about shooting that guy with crossbow
I don't know the quality of the hand jobs you've received in the past but it CLEARLY was not one from me
When she talks to me all I hear are 5 generations of inbreeding speaking.
New term. "Find a husband" fridays. It's like thirsty thursdays, but with a dowry.
As if right now I am a humanitarian. Full story to come in the morning. It involves sex.
Two things: Why did I wake up in a pool of blood? And am I still invited to the wedding?
No idea. And yes be here at 4
Did you hear about Miss Teen Delaware? From the snippet they played on the radio, I knew exactly what porn company it was from. Maybe I should cut back
No like he has curves. I remember thinking he had a nicer body than me
So my booty call knows your bf. Apparently they were in jail together
Finals week game: One shot for every psychological trauma I've been through that I have to explain in detail. Man I hate my major sometimes.
You were making out w/ur brothers coach against a door when someone opened it and you both fell through... Then you continued to make out on the ground
A hefty woman and I mean hefty shoved her number in my pocket at the gym without as much as a hello, winked and kept walking. Going to use your bed to defile her, don't want her to know where I live or have my neighbors see! Thanks, you're a pal!
I'm sitting here listening to fat joe and doing kegels I have given up
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