Hahahaha do you think bella ever gave edward head?
He finally told me that he's married. I guess it doesn't really matter.
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
You had me at "you have a nicer rack then her"
...and the foreplay consisted of me threatening to cut off his hand if he didn't remove it from my back.
i really regret not blowing your cousin before he went to jail
It's like my butt was the only innocence I had left and now I don't even have that.
I shit you not, me and my date were in that bar and within a 10 minute window, 4 ex gf's entered. Every one clocked me and gave me evils. I swear they're conspiring.
Theres a point where you stop and say hey....as high as I am on LSD right now ...I`m just a man covered in paint
I woke up in confetti... confetti and shame
Well if you don't want to be kicked out before last call don't I would suggest stop drinking whiskey and don't call the giant bouncer with the neck tattoo "princess"
Your life has no conflict it's just a blur of sex and Netflix
For a guy who came before his dick was out of his pants, he gave surprisingly good head.
I've got 3 hot dudes surrounding me. It's the Bermudick Triangle.
I don't know how I managed to chip the inside of my tooth w/ a turkey and cheeto sandwich, but I think that's what happened.
I'm sorry, a turkey and WHAT sandwich?!?!
Randomize
