it actually wasnt that awkward...i planned on saying hello and walking away..then she asked if i wanted to go to lunch and i looked at her chest and said absolutely
she said she missed her period, but is going to six flags... think im safe?
Renamed my iPod as 'the titantic' so when I plug it in it's says 'the titantic is syncing.'
do you ever think like no deep thought could take place in the spanish language? like all they talk about is like tacos?
how high are you?
I think you missed the wrong class. Im pretty sure we were taught how to buy cocaine.
In Denver there are more bars per capita than any other city also the healthiest city. That means lots of drunk girls and no fatties.
I noticed when you had too much when you were yelling "HOE-HAVE-A-SEAT" to his cat.
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You. Win. At. Life.
I am making a budget for 2012. Should condoms be in the insurance or entertainment category?
If 26 stitches didn't sober her up, nothing will.
Irrelevant. Does he have queso? That's the real question.
He made me cum 7 times AND I nearly drowned him during that 69 in the back of a ford focus. Yeah I should get my gynocologist.
As we were walking to her place she stole a pizza from the delivery guy's car and when we got home she grabbed a slice, two beers, removed her pants, and said "call of duty?" im going to marry her
WTF ARE YOU DOING IT'S FUCKING VEGAN COFFEE IT'S MADE WITH NUT MILK YOU'RE NOT A FUCKING SQUIRREL.
Tonight I totally got eaten out in the old school photo booth in the mall. Will send you pics of the photo reel asap
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