would you consider him our boss?
technically yes
then technically i slept with our boss
There's a sucker born every minute but swallowers are harder to find.
So glad I found your sister.
all they had in the fridge was rum and filled water balloons
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
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I don't think i can handle my uncle say again that kid rock is a true musician....
professor came back from spring break missing a tooth
You are the worst substitute drug dealer ever
Listen. I'm a changed woman. I have no problem using him for sex.
He just showed me a video of his erect penis moving to the beet of the music when he was high, I think I'm in love.
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When hitting a Woodchuck bottle with a machete, glass will fly back and cut your face.
I hope you did not try this.
He rode a broom down the stairs while we were mattress surfing. Naked. Buck ass naked. WTF
I feel like saying your blowjobs are worth a burrito is not the best strategy to get him to be more giving in bed.
He ordered three small pizzas while I was giving him head.
She made sure everyone knew we were doing shots for her dead grandma.
"We drove to the deserted part of the parking lot, and that's where we blew each other. It was so romantic."
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