i feel like someone uncorked me like a wine bottle and pulled a living animal outta my arse.
like literally i think i'm sweating out semen right now
if i found out she had a dick after i got head, does that still make me gay?
im giving 12 year olds life advice. this is probably illegal somewhere.
It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others..
Just don't have "pin the tail on the straight edge" as a party game... Please and thanks...
Well let's just say that she ended up trying to get it in with the wheelchair guy, who btw, can get an erection and quickly I might add
I pulled my bra out of my dress and handed it to my mom..at cocktail hour during the wedding.
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
by the way- Brandy out of a doggy bowl was AMAZING
When he wakes up tomorrow with half shaved legs smelling like a preteens bathroom, I'm sure he will think he has had a great evening
Gay?
German.
Pity.
He brought over a bottle of tequila and a box of donuts with the Plan B, so I guess you could say things are getting pretty serious.
All his ex-girlfriends are delicate flowers, tho. And I'm like a trash compactor.
I wouldn't worry about it. You know what they say, THICK THIGHS MAKE THE DICK RISE.
I told my coworker that I'd get him some edibles because he wants to rekindle his marriage. I'd better get some good karma out of this.
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