He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
tell your sister to shave her snatch
I'm on a cruise to the Bahamas and this text message is gunna cost me $10 but I need you to pray on my behalf for the things I'm about to do these 2 girls and what I did last night to a 35 year old mother of 3.
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
After three games of beer pong ending in victory by death cup, all four of us bonded in the fact that we all slept with the girl's boyfriend at some point in time in the past year. She had no idea.
i woke up to banging and pieces of ceiling falling on my face
You were so excited to be getting 4 tickets to the Whale Rodeo.... That high
yea last night was a repeat of newyears...exept this time it ivolved a fish costume, throw up, a hole in the roof, and cops...lots of cops
I asked her politely not to touch my dick
Still butthurt there's a framed picture of me passed out on the toilet in my grandparents' living room
I feel like my sexual preferences are just another sign that I am a 75 year old drag queen in a 29 year old woman's body.
Just had an oven catch fire while I was balls deep. Fire department came, I did not.
well i maturbated this morning, which means the best part of my day has already happened.
you've already made the comitment to pee in public you should at least whip your dick out
To potentially get me laid, I need you to send me your favorite memes.
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