You're the only person with a favorite bar in Disneyworld
who the fuck tagged pancake nipples on my profile picture?
you know how they say when you die, your whole life flashed before you? well do you get to see what happened all the nights you blacked out?
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Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Dude, Taco Bell gave me a free fiesta potatoes when I won a bet on wether I could fit the entire rim of a cup in my mouth.
I think mounting someone proves who's house this is
I woke up in nothing but a shower cap and your sparkling coke straw snorter thing inbetween my toes. Explain.
You better fuck one or both of those bitches and bring me pictures that will make me uncomfortable
I can do at least one of those things.
Nothing with ever convince me that she wasnt purposely left behind by our mother to ruin my life and fuck our family
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Of all the things that can be stripped of me i'll be damned if it's my vanity
Itd be nice if there was a level of interest in me somewhere in between the indifference and obsession that I've only been attracting
I made a nest in his bed. I'm not leaving
I didn't want him to hear me sneaking in. The doggie door was the perfect solution.
He spent ten minutes post bj, limp cock still out, in shock repeating 'best blow job ever'. So yes, yelling I am the penis queen out the car window was justified.
I’m going down on him like an Oompah Loompah on roller skates.
That makes no sense, but good luck
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