Whatever. They have the same name, so it's not even cheating. It's brand loyalty.
It's official. Every single female in their late teens and early 20s get their fb statuses from a pool of cliched "quotes" which all say, without saying, "boys treat me like shit, I know they do, but one day I'll find 'the guy' who will treat me right no matter how psychotic I am." Vom.
unrelatedly i think im gonna download boogie nights just to see mark wahlberg's penis
It's going to be nice going to the airport without drugs taped to my balls like last year.
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i swear, as soon as they invent a cure for herpes, he's mine.
True bitches know their best friends favorite Boones Farm flavor.
it was a frathouse cornucopia of foul mixed drinks and "sangria", which im convinced was blood and pcp
I don't remember much of half-time. I do remember climbing onto the roof of the fraternity and telling people I was going to stargaze in French.
The party got busted because you two got caught having sex on the neighbors trampoline, come on man.
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I just ran into mom and dad day drinking at the bar while I skipped class and was day drinking at the same bar.
Also, my aunt grabbed my phone and downloaded the scriptures. Apparently I need Jesus.
But I do cardio so I don't get winded during sex really it's not like I'm trying to lose weight
I'm not sure what exactly you were planning, but you kept yelling that we were going to need a lot of midgets and a lawyer.
When you wake up on the bus on 139th but you're staying at 6th
133 to go
All you need for a happy life is Jameson and slippers
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