I hate this i feel like im wasting my youth here. I should be off hooking up with boys around the world and having awkward next morning convos in different languages!!
I'm done. I'm tired and there's a topless pic of me floating around the nation's largest 3G network.
Ironically her ferret's toys look like her sex toys.....this is a whole new level of kinky for me
Somehow she slept thru the vacuuming, people walking in and out, and the sound of constant beer bottles hitting the trash, but when someone said weed in a regular volume of voice she startled awake.
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he forgot there was a midterm today. i watched him break his own finger to get out of it.
Remind me never to take that much Vicodin ever again. I laid in bed measuring my heart rate for an hour and a half because I was afraid it would stop.
He put crushed up bacon in the joint and now we're listening to the Matilda soundtrack I have no idea what's going on
I have been referring to it as "thanks for getting out of me day" all week. Do you think they will still take me to brunch tomorrow?
We bought a pool from walmart at 2am...and to make matters even more white trash we headed to Applebee's for half off appetizers and corona-ritas
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how I know last night was a good night: this morning I found a bottle of tapatio, a bag of chicken and a bag of popcorn in my purse.
my confident boosted when he told me that it was I who started making out with him. ME. NOT HIM.
I AM SHOCKED AND PROUD OF MYSELF
& he told me that I give the best head ever.. like can I get that on a medal?
Really need a jack off emoji
Who do we write to about that?
If you fuck up my birthday by dying I will kick your fucking corpse.
Three cans of beer can fit in the shower catty... multi tasking
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