just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
Please tell me you're throwing the cats into this foot of snow.
Side note, we are 25 fighting over our sophmore year RAs Drunk facebook attention
I am seriously considering thanking Macallan 18 in my thesis acknowledgments.
That dude you fucked three years ago just won Jeopardy
So how much of last night are we going to pretend never happened? Enough to stay friends?
Drinking vodka straight out of a beer bottle because I don't want to be judged. Not my best idea and not my worst.
You may now shotgun with the bride
This is like the best thing that's ever happened to us. We're getting paid to sit around get high and eat. There is a Jesus
Pizza and koolaid didn't even make me feel better. This hangover means business
I feel bad for her. If you sacrifice and have a chubby husband I feel that you assume he's not going to cheat on you....
I vomited out my contact lenses last night
I just borrowed porn from my middle aged mother. This is what desperate looks like.
He went in for a kiss so I shook his hand instead.
He stood up through the sunroof yelling "CHOCOLATE MILK BITCHESSSS!!!! YOU AIN'T WORTH SHIT NOW!!!" the sad part is he wasn't even drunk yet. I worry about him sometimes.
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