Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
Girls don't like it when you cum inside them and then discuss baby names.
I'm in that akward stage between jailbait and cougar
jacking off on stolen wireless... gotta enjoy the small things in life
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Ryan just walked out of his frat house with a case of beer, a 6 dollar bottle of vodka, and a pillow. He's good to go.
gettin drunk isnt as much fun when i can use my own id for it
This guy just showed us his webbed feet to prove that his son was actually his son
He gave me his business card. It was a Justin Bieber trading card with his number written in sharpie. I have to call him don't I?
im at work. we just had a random 14-year-old amish girl come in and gift us with cinnamon rolls as thanks for letting her use the bathroom. i dont even know.
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Im laying on the couch wishing someone was here to pour wine in my mouth. I need an alcohol IV
My jeans are ripped and her glitter was all over me.. My walk of shame looked like I fucked a unicorn last night
Why the fuck is he under my phone as Papi Chulo?
Oddly enough, the sex change dream i had made me miss you more.
It may be a clusterfuck, but I'll be looking classy as shit as I watch the nightmare unfold
Em I need to know if his cum tastes like vodka. Report back.
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