He has that thing where they hang SUPER low
Ewww!! Elephantitis
ive come to realize my hair is a lot like my vagina. i put a bunch of shit in it with no result
and thats how i got kicked in the balls by micky mouse
Damn it, I know in the morning I'm going to regret eating out of the trash...
The guy that just projectile vomited over the balcony is now going down to find the pill he just puked up. He said he wasn't about to waste $15.
Looking for the remote in the couch. Finding Adderall beads. Considering utilizing.
the cops were hovering over him then shinned a flashlight to the floor above ours, then I realized that some fucker jumped from the third story.
fuck our hall.
It took me half an hour to realize I didnt know them
Actually here it's more "lie around naked in a dark room" weather.
My body is telling me there was tequila. My pictures say it was Jeff's fault
I'm trying to be sexual and you're sending me smashmouth lyrics
He's gonna be like you slept with too many of my friends and you're being voted off the island haha
I get off at 11. but they've been letting me go early cuz I've been crying a lot
I'm determined to sit on that face.
we cut you off when you started chasing with your slim fast shake
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